Wife Vs Mother In Law Quotes

#1. Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife.

Harriet Lerner

#2. This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?

John Corwin

#3. Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Hubert H. Humphrey

#4. [My mother is] a half-Chinese, half-Jamaican woman, who grew up the ninth of nine kids, getting a law degree from Harvard. Academically brilliant, but also incredibly strong-willed and ethical. My mother was like that, my sister is, and my wife is too.

Harry Connick Jr.

#5. Each of has a natural instinct to rise like a flame. Lets nurture that instinct

Narendra Modi

#6. Coincidence", he finally said. "Statisticans looking for connections can always find odd coincidences and statistical anomalies, if they try hard enough.

Brandon Sanderson

#7. The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.'

Lionel Richie

#8. The years nineteen and twenty are a crucial stage in the maturation of character, and if you allow yourself to become warped when you're that age, it will cause you pain when you're older.

Haruki Murakami

#9. Jessica," he said gravely. "I will be your champion,if you let me. If I have to take on the role of knight, I want to be yours. Let me be your protector.

Courtney Milan

#10. Faith is continually discarding the absurd, even in the face of the unknown.

Anonymous

#11. The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator.

Joseph P. Bradley

#12. The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

John Grisham

#13. People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

Kinky Friedman

#14. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Lenny Bruce

#15. Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

Tim Heaton

#16. You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved.

Josh Kopelman

#17. games aren't the opposite of work, but experiences that set aside the ordinary purposes of things.

Ian Bogost

#18. It's a tragedy that modernity has released this Ebola beast into the world. It renders humans untouchable, and that's sickening. The international response so far has been scandalous. China has delivered f**k all.

Bob Geldof