Top 11 Tim Heaton Quotes
#1. Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
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#2. I have zero tolerance for people with zero tolerance.
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#3. Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.
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#4. I'm not unlucky at love, just incredibly lucky with celibacy.
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#5. The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit.
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#6. In the South, history clings to you like a wet blanket. Outside your door the past awaits in Indian mounds, plantation ruins, heaving sidewalks and homestead graveyards; each slowly reclaimed by the kudzu of time.
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#7. Bureaucracies are a strange beast whose only goal is obesity.
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#8. Magic of Southern expressions? Similes and metaphorical allusions. They are the yellow highlighter of conversation.
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#9. Those in the know ain't telling me or you.
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#10. If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one.
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#11. To living in the South: If you've never had a Porterhouse, everything tastes like baloney.
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