Top 100 Whoopi Quotes
#1. Tracy Ullman, I grew up watching her shows and standup and improv and specials. Bette Midler and Whoopi Goldberg. They inspire me to do it all. I always wanted to do it all; I never wanted to be put in a box.
Bresha Webb
#2. I want my grandchildren to look like my grandparents. I don't want them to look like Anwar Sadat or Foo Man Chu or Whoopi Goldberg.
Jared Taylor
#3. I have such admiration for Whoopi Goldberg as an actress and a general smart person.
Susan Isaacs
#4. I feel like I enjoy the company of Whoopi deeply, and my private life is my private life.
Ted Danson
#5. Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
Zach Braff
#6. I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg.
Christian Finnegan
#7. I'd have a sex scene with Whoopi Goldberg or Star Jones.
Method Man
#8. And when it comes to gettin nookie, I'm not a rookie ...
I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopi.
Big L
#9. My look, mind you, is not chocolate like Lauryn Hill, Whoopi Goldberg, or Naomi Campbell - it is pitch black and shimmering like the purple outer space of the universe. I am the charcoal that creates diamonds. I am the blackest black woman (41).
Kola Boof
#10. I don't think I'm as educated as Whoopi, so I'm lifting myself to her level. But you know, our view of the world, our view of what we can do, our sense of what it means to be here, are similar.
Ted Danson
#11. Whoopi Goldberg looked like me, she had hair like mine, she was dark like me. I'd been starved for images of myself. I'd grown up watching a lot of American TV. There was very little Kenyan material, because we had an autocratic ruler who stifled our creative expression.
Lupita Nyong'o
#12. Whoopi and I have been friends ever since she claimed she couldn't sing on the set of Sister Act.
Jenifer Lewis
#13. No matter what you say to yourself, you do want to win. You try to look casual, like you're not thinking, 'oh, please pick me.'
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#15. I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.
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#16. My family is Jewish, Buddhist, Baptist and Catholic. I don't believe in man-made religions.
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#17. [On writing to Alice Walker, author of The Color Purple:] I told her I would play a Venetian blind, dirt on the floor, anything.
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#18. I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.
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#19. I should not ever live with anyone, because I just don't have the patience for it. I'm very cranky around other people.
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#21. You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done.
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#22. We forgive sometimes, and sometimes we don't. One thing that's consistent is, at least in the early going, we love to punish and we need to find a villian.
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#23. You know, be an actor because you love to act. Don't be an actor because you think you're going to get famous, because that's luck.
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#24. I've learned to take time for myself and to treat myself with a great deal of love and respect, because I like me.. I think I'm kind of cool.
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#25. You have to believe in yourself in spite of what other people believe.
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#27. [On her monologue as the thief 'Fontaine':] People always got things. People always want things. So I provide a service.
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#28. I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.
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#29. I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be.
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#30. Sitting at the table during Color Purple and looking up and suddenly realizing I was acting in front of Steven Spielberg, was pretty cool. It was pretty good.
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#31. The Africans know I'm not an African. I'm an American.
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#32. You don't want to think something might be racist, but it might be, because your gut is telling you it is
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#34. If you don't look out for others, who will look out for you?
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#35. When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked.
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#36. Taking action is hard, but know what? Enduring a bad situation can be its own hell.
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#37. Should I be worried about being a slave and being returned to slavery? Because certain things happened in the Constitution that had to change.
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#39. That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.
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#40. Thank you, God, because I am lucky. Also let's face it, it turns out I'm black. And I'm having a career quite different from lots of people, so I feel doubly lucky.
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#41. It never occurs to me that there are things I can't do.
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#42. I don't think in terms of failure ... I don't feel like anyone outside of me should be setting limitations. People should be encouraged to shoot for the moon.
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#44. Most of all, I dislike this idea nowadays that if you're a black person in America, then you must be called African-American. Listen, I've visited Africa, and I've got news for everyone: I'm not an African.
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#45. If you're willing to stand for what you believe in ... you won't need advice from me, because you will be able to handle whatever comes.
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#47. If I was doing a talk show, I would do the kind of show that comes on just once a month, with amazing guests.
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#48. We're here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark.
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#49. The only argument you can make against having [Confederate] flag as spectacularly shown as it is around the south is the Nazis. I mean, it would be like having the swastika flag ...
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#52. If there wasn't something called acting, they would probably hospitalize people like me.
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#53. Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.
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#54. [On lightweight movies:] Fun movies. They were never meant to cure cancer, only to take away the mind.
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#55. Everything for me is visual. That's just how my head works.
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#56. I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
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#57. I'm a big old egotistical baby and that's okay. I can accept it.
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#58. I grew up in a time when it would never have occurred to anyone to tell me there was anything I couldn't do.
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#59. When I started, I knew I didn't fit any visual that anyone was going to lie down and take their clothes off about. Work doesn't come to me; I go out and look for it.
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#60. We are all here for a reason.I believe the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people thru the darkness.
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#61. What I am is a humanist before anything - before I'm a Jew, before I'm black, before I'm a woman. And my beliefs are for the human race - they don't exclude anyone.
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#62. In the dark times, if you have something to hold on to, which is yourself, you'll survive.
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#63. We're dealing with old issues that aren't ours. We carry them and we pass them on to those who come after us. I am hoping to crack some of those.
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#64. All I really want to do is just keep acting, and some of it will stink, and some of it will be really good, and maybe when I'm 85 and presenting an Oscar like Bette Davis did, I can look back and say, 'It was okay, I did all right.'
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#66. When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire.
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#67. The people who can be helping to make movies that have blacks and Latinos and women and all that - that movie doesn't come to you. Because the idea is that there's no place for black movies.
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#68. I always wore sneakers when I wanted to. It was always about being comfortable and being myself.
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#69. Things happen to you out of luck, and if you get to stick around it's because you're talented.
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#70. And I don't believe that I have to stay on one side of the fence or the other. I don't believe that there is any good career move or bad career move. I believe there are only the things that make me happy.
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#71. I'd like somebody to get rid of the death tax. That's what I want. I don't want to get taxed just because I died. I just don't think it's right. If I give something to my kid, I already paid the tax. Why should I have to pay it again because I died?
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#72. My mother's great. She has the major looks. She could stop you from doing anything, through a closed door even, with a single look. Without saying a word, she has that power to rip out your tonsils.
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#73. It you want to be somebody, If you want to go some where, you've got to wake up and pay attention
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#74. When I listen to these women, it makes what I thought were my hard knocks feel like little nudges.
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#75. I am the American Dream. I am the epitome of what the American Dream basically said. It said you could come from anywhere and be anything you want in this country. That's exactly what I've done.
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#76. I believe that parts of people like John Garfield and Moms Mabley, the parts of them that I needed to be able to do what I'm doing, came into me. There's a very nice feeling that there are many, many spirits inside of me looking after me ...
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#78. Art and life are subjective. Not everybody's gonna dig what I dig, but I reserve the right to dig it.
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#79. I have witnessed things the ancients would have called miracles, but they are not miracles. They are the products of someone's dream, and they happen as the result of hard work.
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#80. Is there any forgiveness? If somebody does something wrong, we now have copped this "off with the head" attitude, which, I confess, feels great sometimes, but come on. Why do we paint everyone with the same brush? Why does it seem more & more we want people ruined rather than rehabilitated?
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#81. If you can handle the fact that people are going to be mad at you when you do what you think is right, you'll be alright.
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#82. Children are a quality of life ... when our children are happy, then we are better as human beings.
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#83. If You don't like Gay Marriage, Don't Marry a Gay Person.
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#84. There are times when I haven't been proud of America or really proud. But there have been times that I've been incredibly proud of the country.
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#86. If every American donated five hours a week, it would equal the labor of 20 million full-time volunteers.
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#87. I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are she's going to end up looking like me.
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#88. I eat eight bags of chips in one sitting, and then nothing for a day or two. I learned that my body thought it was starving, so it would hold on to fat.
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#92. An actress can only play a woman,I'm an actor I can play anything
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#93. It's being willing to walk away that gives you strength and power - if you're willing to accept the consequences of doing what you want to do.
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#94. We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure.
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#95. When I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, 'Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there's a black lady on television and she ain't no maid!' I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.
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#96. Really, darling, it's a no-brainer. You know, I understand not everybody is for gay marriage. But if you're not for gay marriage, don't marry a gay person. That's what I say
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#97. I have the strangest time to get cast in anything. 'Ghost' was the same thing. Six months I had to wait for them to decide they had seen everybody possible. Why not? What limits me? I'm black? Oh, am I black?
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#98. It bums me out tremendously what the church has become, and if it's got me bummed, imagine what Jesus Christ must be feeling.
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#99. I'm fighting the label of 'Black' actress simply because it's very limiting in people's eyes, especially people who are making movies.
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#100. Don't you believe that the punishment should fit the crime? Isn't that what justice is? Letely, though, I wonder if we've gotten more into vengenance than justice.
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