Whoopee Cushions Quotes

#1. Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.

Ron Dentinger

#2. Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects; for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action.

Karl Jaspers

#3. There are no mourners here. No tourists. No rubberneckers. No one to sideswipe Tommy's car.

Nova Ren Suma

#4. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

George Clooney

#5. I'm not unknown, yet I'm not super famous where I can't go anywhere.

Justin Guarini

#6. The relationship I have with my Hispanic fans is very deep and intricate.

Shakira

#7. And every camera in the room turned to focus on my horror-stricken, blood-drained face.

Meg Cabot

#8. Every time I tried to express my most heartfelt desires to be morally good I met with contempt and ridicule; and as soon as I would give in to vile passions I was praised and encouraged. Ambition, love of power, self-interest, lechery, pride, anger, vengeance-all of it was highly esteemed.

Leo Tolstoy

#9. Near-death experiences can help one see more clearly sometimes.

Brent Schlender

#10. Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to people watch. And I got to a touristy area and I play this game I just made up. I call it Lesbian or Midwestern?

Bonnie McFarlane

#11. Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

Aziz Ansari

#12. Whether morality is moral is an open question.

R.N. Prasher

#13. Know yourself
and know your audience.

Tennessee Ernie Ford

#14. In Boffo's Novelty and Joke Emporium in Ankh-Morpork, all the whoopee cushions trumpeted in a doleful harmony;

Terry Pratchett