Whoaaaaa Quotes

#1. When forced to pick between truth and legend, print the legend.

Tony Wilson

#2. I know, being a father myself, what my interpretation of true love is, or the essence of love, and you can apply it to other things besides human beings.

Robert Stromberg

#3. If you added up all the really significant episodes in your life they'd probably come to less than sixty minutes.

John Marsden

#4. Loving her isn't a choice - it's who I am.

Corinne Michaels

#5. I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

Greg Behrendt

#6. I don't go to a lot of parties or do a lot of going out within, like, the Hollywood circle or celebrity-type circles and things like that.

Ricardo Antonio Chavira

#7. I'm not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

Charlie Sheen

#8. If tomorrow, ninety percent of the world's population started scooting around on its collective asses while wearing dead raccoons as hats, people who walked on two feet and were visibly raccoonless would be called "weird.

Johnny B. Truant

#9. She said she was working for the ABC news, it was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use.

Elvis Costello

#10. and I was surprised Miranda hadn't

Lisa Scott

#11. The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.

Fred Schneider

#12. Nobody wanted to be sexless, but nobody wanted to be nothing but sex

Margaret Atwood

#13. Humans are wired to feel uncomfortable with uncertainty and contingency, and so we gravitate to a position after a short time even if we have no new information.

Charles Hugh Smith

#14. And if I die before I wake
I pray the lord my soul to take
But please don't cry
Just know that I have made these songs for you.

Kid Cudi