Whichwould Quotes

#1. [I]n Great-Britain it is said that their constitution relies on the house of commons for honesty, and the lords for wisdom; whichwould be a rational reliance if honesty were to be bought with money, and if wisdom were hereditary.

Thomas Jefferson

#2. I think the best comedy is tragicomic. Yeah, I suppose if you were to look at everything I've done, there is a bit of a black streak through all of it. It's not deliberate: it's what makes me laugh, and there's a fine tradition of it, especially in Ireland.

Sharon Horgan

#3. Crazy Horse saw history as integrated in the present, incorporated into daily life.

Stephen Ambrose

#4. When we started Angels & Airwaves, we wanted to produce our art on different mediums, but the film was an ambitious one because we actually didn't go into it thinking we could make a big feature film.

Tom DeLonge

#5. When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.

Lee Goldberg

#6. We are fiddle, fork, and spoon,
We are dancing with the moon,
If you'd like to steal a kiss from us,
You'd better steal one soon!

Elizabeth Gilbert

#7. He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#8. I knew she overre
holy shit! he yelled, falling back on his ass and scooting away from the largest spider he'd ever seen.

R.L. Mathewson

#9. Love is always a choice.

Gary Chapman

#10. Coleridge, who when at Christ's Hospital was ambitious to be a shoemaker's apprentice, was right when he declared that shoemakers had given to the world a larger number of eminent men than any other handicraft.

George Smith