When No One Checks Up On You Quotes

#1. I always check in the mirror to make sure nothing is see-through.

Scarlett Johansson

#2. I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

Judy Gold

#3. So many deaths could be prevented if measures were implemented to expand background checks and keep individuals like John Hinckley from ever buying firearms in the first place.

Charles B. Rangel

#4. It wasn't just that his brain was writing checks that his body couldn't cash.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Billie and I did wonders for women's tennis. They owe me a piece of their checks.

Bobby Riggs

#6. It is necessary from the very nature of things that power should be a check to power.

Baron De Montesquieu

#7. Somebody has been cashing checks, and they've been bouncing back on us. And these people, the poor class of Negroes and the poor class of white people, they're getting tired of it.

Howlin' Wolf

#8. After my husband spell-checks one of my manuscripts, my editor says, 'It's been Normanized.'

Ruth Glick

#9. As long as a man stays alive he can't tell what chances will pop up next. But a dead man signs no checks.

Bernard Malamud

#10. If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

Bill Maher

#11. Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus - only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Rick Riordan

#12. Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks.

David Letterman

#13. Detroit needs a turnaround, not a check.

Mitt Romney

#14. If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that.

Paul Konerko

#15. We make a good team, Mackenzie Bishop."
"We do." We do, and that is the thing that tempers the heat beneath my skin, checks the flutter of girlish nerves. This is Wesley. My friend. My partner. Maybe one day my Crew. The fear of losing that keeps me in check.

Victoria Schwab

#16. The framers hated the tyranny of King George, but they were also afraid of the mob. That's why they put so many checks and balances into our system, to guard against the excesses of a government that might be inflamed by public passion or perverted by a dictator's whim.

David Ignatius