
Top 19 Wheezywaiter Youtube Quotes
#1. Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.
Horace
#2. I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Craig Benzine
#3. Budgie's had a nice lunchtime crowd, but we found a table
Virginia Brown
#4. If you fail the first time that's just a chance to start over again.
Lenny Wilkens
#5. I'm always yours, Rule. I will so totally marry you and it would make me happier than anything in the entire world to be an Archer. I don't need a ring or a speech. All I ever need is you.
Jay Crownover
#6. Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.
Craig Benzine
#7. Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.
Craig Benzine
#8. Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
Craig Benzine
#9. I wish I hadn't cried so much! said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out.
I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears !
Lewis Carroll
#10. Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
Craig Benzine
#11. I didn't want to do my mathematics homework back home. Or mend the fence or mind the chickens. But I did it anyway. Just because a person doesn't want to do a thing doesn't mean they ought to shirk.
Catherynne M Valente
#12. Life is not a fairground, but a school.
Franz Bardon
Franz Bardon
#13. What good is always being happy? Sadness hints at the possibility of a future reward.
Daniel Wallace
#14. I think second place is always the most difficult one. It's not a nice feeling.
Bill Vaughan
#15. A poem is a cup of words open to the sky and wind in a bucket.
Naomi Shihab Nye
#16. This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?
Craig Benzine
#17. I don't know what our government does except put us into debt and blow up other countries.
Madonna Ciccone
#18. I have such a wide variety of tastes in things that I like musically.
John Oates
#19. The disembodied spirit is immortal; there is nothing of it that can grow old or die. But the embodied spirit sees death on the horizon as soon as its day dawns.
Thomas Hobbes
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