Wheezywaiter Youtube Quotes

#1. Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Horace

#2. I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Craig Benzine

#3. Budgie's had a nice lunchtime crowd, but we found a table

Virginia Brown

#4. If you fail the first time that's just a chance to start over again.

Lenny Wilkens

#5. I'm always yours, Rule. I will so totally marry you and it would make me happier than anything in the entire world to be an Archer. I don't need a ring or a speech. All I ever need is you.

Jay Crownover

#6. Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.

Craig Benzine

#7. Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.

Craig Benzine

#8. Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Craig Benzine

#9. I wish I hadn't cried so much! said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out.
I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears !

Lewis Carroll

#10. Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Craig Benzine

#11. I didn't want to do my mathematics homework back home. Or mend the fence or mind the chickens. But I did it anyway. Just because a person doesn't want to do a thing doesn't mean they ought to shirk.

Catherynne M Valente

#12. Life is not a fairground, but a school.
Franz Bardon

Franz Bardon

#13. What good is always being happy? Sadness hints at the possibility of a future reward.

Daniel Wallace

#14. I think second place is always the most difficult one. It's not a nice feeling.

Bill Vaughan

#15. A poem is a cup of words open to the sky and wind in a bucket.

Naomi Shihab Nye

#16. This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?

Craig Benzine

#17. I don't know what our government does except put us into debt and blow up other countries.

Madonna Ciccone

#18. I have such a wide variety of tastes in things that I like musically.

John Oates

#19. The disembodied spirit is immortal; there is nothing of it that can grow old or die. But the embodied spirit sees death on the horizon as soon as its day dawns.

Thomas Hobbes