Wheezywaiter Quotes

#1. Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time.

Craig Benzine

#2. Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Craig Benzine

#3. Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

Craig Benzine

#4. One has to endure betrayal and disloyalty and, hardest of all , another person's excellence of character or intellect

Sandor Marai

#5. I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Craig Benzine

#6. The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.

Craig Benzine

#7. Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.

Craig Benzine

#8. Self-satisfaction is the ultimate thing one can achieve in life.

Manish Pradhan

#9. Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Demetri Martin

#10. When I lived in Baltimore, I would come down fairly often to go to the Hirshhorn, and one of my good friends from high school went to Georgetown. I actually ended up going to Annapolis a lot. I had a car, and it was such a serene place to drive.

Abbi Jacobson

#11. Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts.

Rick Riordan

#12. Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.

Craig Benzine

#13. I'm still having fun and as long as skiing is enjoyable, I'm going to continue to do it.

Bode Miller

#14. Only a cynic can create horror - for behind every masterpiece of the sort must reside a driving demonic force that despises the human race and its illusions, and longs to pull them to pieces and mock them.

Thomas Ligotti

#15. Everyone feels loss and love and laughter. That's what connects humanity. It's why I love Shakespeare.

Stephanie Beatriz

#16. The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!

Craig Benzine

#17. Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Craig Benzine

#18. Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Craig Benzine

#19. Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Craig Benzine

#20. If the Starbucks secret is a smile when you get your latte ... ours is that the Web site adapts to the individual's taste.

Reed Hastings

#21. Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Craig Benzine

#22. In this moment, there is plenty of time. In this moment, you are precisely as you should be. In this moment, there is infinite possibility. (17)

Victoria Moran

#23. If you're gonna lob something, lob love.

Craig Benzine

#24. Mack was getting frustrated. He spoke louder, 'But, don't I have a right to ... '
To complete a sentence without being interrupted? Not in reality. But as long as you think you do, you will surely get ticked off when someone cuts you off, even if it is God.

Wm. Paul Young

#25. This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?

Craig Benzine

#26. Being web video 'experts'/'pioneers,' whatever you may want to call us, has us always thinking about content that is outside the box, inherently viral in itself and good for web video audiences, as you can't just put out a good piece of content and expect it to be seen.

Benny Fine

#27. But sometimes imperfect tools lead us toward perfect ends.

Ted Dekker

#28. Your best authorial self is always one about to ruin the story.

Chuck Wendig