Wheezy Waiter Quotes

#1. It's the way my mind works, when it works at all. Things to do today: settle down, achieve serenity, live happily ever after. Tick the box and move on.

K.J. Parker

#2. Every breath, every step, every little sound that I hear, every person in my life I am thankful for - all of them have been a big part of who I am today.

Kcat Yarza

#3. This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I?

Craig Benzine

#4. Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Craig Benzine

#5. The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.

Larry Wall

#6. Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Craig Benzine

#7. Sadness puts my heart in a prison.

Liane Holliday Willey

#8. Great communication begins with connection.

Oprah Winfrey

#9. Sure relationships can be fun at first, but then you get to know each others quirks, and those quirks become quarks, and those quarks combine and become hadrons and scientists love to combine hadrons in giant hadron colliders and they create black holes!

Craig Benzine

#10. Retribution is just outstanding.

Douglas Preston