Wgsn Quotes

#1. The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who's Got the Stupidest Name (WGSN) competition. First prize had already gone to Brian Burdock, a French Algerian with a penchant for Longchamp.

St John Morris

#2. Up close, your face wasn't so much handsome as beautiful.

Jenny Han

#3. What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?

Jenn Cooksey

#4. I work too hard, I'd be a really bad mom, unfortunately. I can't even keep a plant!

Maria Ressa

#5. Friedrich Nietzsche says, He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.

Carrie Jones

#6. ....because people die but their memories not.

M.H. Rakib

#7. The key to tackling Islamist fundamentalism and terrorism from the Islamist community is in the hands of moderate Muslims.

Gijs De Vries

#8. Story = Character + Predicament + Attempted Extrication

Jonathan Gottschall

#9. You can keep yourself alive. That's the magic of being an actor.

Sonia Braga

#10. You will be paid in direct proportion to the value you create in the marketplace.

T. Harv Eker

#11. GAMZEE: honk.
KARKAT: WHAT.
GAMZEE: HONK.
KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Andrew Hussie

#12. Wishing of all strategies, is the worst.

Andrew Young