Wetter Quotes

#1. When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by.

Sarah Silverman

#2. Chase tugged my hips flush against his, and I felt a hard length between us. It was only a bulge against the leather of his pants, but it was enough to get me wetter than a rainforest between my legs.

Jasinda Wilder

#3. How do you break into a ship?"
"The same way you do a house, only wetter.

Lynn Flewelling

#4. You have to admit, his voice gets you wetter than a cucumber in a women's prison

Nicole Reed

#5. A third of summer sea ice in the Arctic is gone, the oceans are 30 percent more acidic, and since warm air holds more water vapor than cold, the atmosphere over the oceans is a shocking five percent wetter, loading the dice for devastating floods.

Bill McKibben

#6. Words are hotter than flames. Words are wetter than water.

Ani DiFranco

#7. I realized I was wetter than spring in Seattle.

Tara West

#8. As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness.

Sarah Silverman

#9. I'll get you wetter than a banana in a women's prison.

Courtney Lane

#10. The only sound is the audible record of her thrusts as she becomes wetter. Her beautiful voice echoing in his head, they share the sounds of their amorous flesh moving in unbridled rhythm.

M.R. Gott

#11. Sean Connery, in Vyshny Volochyok
in the rain on a drizzly solo trek,
said, "forgetting my sweater
has made me much wetter.
I certainly do miss my polo-neck."
- Arthur Shappey, Limerick, Cabin Pressure

John David Finnemore

#12. Some things are just universal.
Like the known scientific fact that the colder and wetter you are, the better bacon smells frying.

Elizabeth Bear

#13. The earth is soaked and soggy with rain. Everything is drinking its fill and the surplus gluts the drains. The sky is full of it and lies low over the earth, heavy and dense. Even the sea is wetter than usual!

Emily Carr

#14. I knew that the tears of adults were wetter, saltier, and much, much sadder than those of a child

Thomas Burnett Swann

#15. To say it was a dark and stormy night would be a gross understatement. It was colder than witch's kiss, wetter than a spring swamp, and blacker than a tax collector's heart. A sane man would have been curled up in front of a fire with a cup of mulled wine and a good boo-, ah, a willing wench.

Hilari Bell

#16. Maybe you should just take it off up in my room and I can help you get dry." He leaned in, his full lips right on my ear. "Or make you wetter.

Magan Vernon

#17. Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter.

Erica Jong

#18. I'm growing wetter the longer I stare at him.

L.N. Pearl

#19. I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn't see them.

Vince Vaughn

#20. It's wetter than a taco fart down there and just as smelly," Mr.

Stephen King

#21. Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.

Louise Rennison

#22. The Curiosity rover has confirmed and substantially expanded earlier findings that Mars was warmer and much wetter a long time ago.

Anonymous

#23. Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier, it can mean wetter.

Steven Guilbeault

#24. If I was any wetter I'd be lying in a puddle.

Amy Andrews

#25. Misery is a routine you can learn to live with. It's like rain. Once you're soaked to the skin, you can't get any wetter.

Alan Gibbons

#26. Amanda's panties were going to need scuba gear if they got any wetter.

Olivia Cunning

#27. We are like cosmic magnets. Our thoughts and feelings send out a vibration, and universal energy matches our vibration by giving us more of the same, resonant energy.

Anella Wetter

#28. My hesitancy to claim what I wanted meant that I got less of what I wanted.

Anella Wetter

#29. When we experience a new adventure, it changes us; thus, adventure is the link between who we were, and who we are destined to become.

Anella Wetter

#30. When we practice viewing others as perfect right now, we increase our capacity to view ourselves with more compassion, kindness, and self-love.

Anella Wetter

#31. When we feel unworthy, we feel powerless. When we feel powerless, we shrink. When we shrink, we attract a match to that energy.

Anella Wetter