Wet Dog Quotes

#1. The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

Ambrose Bierce

#2. A wet dog is lovingest.

James Thurber

#3. The truth I do not stretch or shove
When I state the dog is full of love.
I've also proved, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest.

Ogden Nash

#4. People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Pamela Anderson

#5. Lysandra snorted. Bringing a wet dog into a covert meeting - very queenly.

Sarah J. Maas

#6. No one here likes a wet dog.

Billy Collins

#7. Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.

Austin O'Malley

#8. Great minds had rather deserve contemporaneous applause without obtaining it, than obtain without deserving it. If it follow them it is well, but they will not deviate to follow it.

Charles Caleb Colton

#9. An animal on a leash is not tamed by the owner. The owner is extending himself through the leash to that part of his personality which is pure dog, that part of him which just wants to eat, sleep, bark, hump chairs, wet the floor in joy, and drink out of a toilet bowl.

Diane Ackerman

#10. Don't confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation; the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science.

Martin H. Fischer

#11. The house is silent now and she feels like a stranger here. "This life was never ours," she whispers to the dog, who has been following her from room to room, and Luli wags her tail and stares at Miranda with wet brown eyes. "We were only ever borrowing it.

Emily St. John Mandel

#12. Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Adam Nevill

#13. Isn't he gorgeous? With those rolls, the wet-sounding grunts, bulbous wiggly tail, and smashed face - not to mention the fart the dog let out once he situated himself - he was gorgeous in a way that only a parent could appreciate.

Jeaniene Frost

#14. The dog sniffed at the bonfire like a ship with a wet nose docking at a foreign port. -Mgru

Stephen Moles

#15. The greatest obstacle to being heroic is the doubt whether one may not be going to prove one's self a fool; the truest heroism is to resist the doubt; and the profoundest wisdom, to know when it ought to be resisted, and when it be obeyed.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#16. Each excuse let me learn about myself, let me discover entire worlds of surprising possibilities. Each one led me to more and more love.

James Altucher

#17. You become what you focus on and dream about.

Debasish Mridha

#18. A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.

Lori Borgman

#19. Drinking tea is like kissing your dog. It's warm and wet, sure, but where's the kick? If I need to, I'll just pick up another Venti at the Starbucks and use the bathroom there.

William Lashner

#20. The fuel of the future is going to come from fruit like that sumach out by the road, or from apples, weeds, sawdust
almost anything,

Henry Ford

#21. You know, every street in Paris is wet. Every person in Paris has a dog. Every hand in Paris holds a cigarette. Every mouth in Paris is a kiss.

Lidia Yuknavitch

#22. Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them. Some love. If that dog weren't on a leash, he'd be off after another dog, a cat, or any stranger walking along the street with a wet bag of meat.

Selma Diamond

#23. Shortly after, the aqueous symphony of dawn began. The last day of the Walk came up wet and overcast. The wind howled down the almost-empty alley of the road like a lost dog being whipped through a strange and terrible place.

Stephen King

#24. I 'uz mos' to de foot er de islan' b'fo' I found' a good place. I went into de woods en jedged I wouldn' fool wid raffs no mo', long as dey move de lantern roun' so. I had my pipe en a plug er dog-leg, en some matches in my cap, en dey warn't wet, so I 'uz all right.

Mark Twain

#25. He stared at his dog, his beautiful ugly dog who was soaking wet and covered with dirt and grime, whose tongue was hanging out of his mouth. Where had he come from? Zeke licked Dex again. Dex

Lauren Tarshis

#26. The grass is wet on the hill. The sky has no end. For the dog who waits for his mistress, Madge, noon comes again.

Andre Alexis

#27. Blue was standing over her, shaking out his wet hair like an annoying blue dog. Beads of water clung to the muscle of his chest. He was wiry, not buff like Henley, but his body made up for size with definition.
Nothing could make up for his personality.
"Stop dripping on me," Mira snapped.

Sarah Cross