Westboro Baptist Quotes

#1. If you're a print shop and you are a gay man, should you be forced to print 'God Hates Fags' for the Westboro Baptist Church because they hold those signs up? Should the government - and this is really the case here - should the government force you to do that?

Rick Santorum

#2. God is punishing America for the way they have persecuted us at Westboro Baptist Church, and worse and more of is coming and this evil sodomite nation is doomed.

Fred Phelps

#3. It is the obligation of Westboro Baptist Church to put the cup of God's fury to America's lips, and cause America to drink it. And you will drink it!

Fred Phelps

#4. Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

John Fugelsang

#5. The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

Jon Stewart

#6. Westboro Baptist Church: STOP. Stop protesting the funerals of our soldiers who died in action because you are anti-gay. When one of you dies, I'm going to show up with a couple of gay veterans and we're going to do a musical at your funeral.

Billy Crystal

#7. The sign of a good conscience is for a man to be in support of basically everything that Westboro Baptist isn't.

Luke Myer

#8. You bitch," I whispered, "I love you." Then I came.

Charles Bukowski

#9. We don't come here for our health.

Prince Philip

#10. If he does not come to me, then,' said she, 'I shall give him up for ever.

Jane Austen

#11. Everything else seemed trivial; like talking about your favourite film while your airplane is falling out of the sky.

Valeria Kogan

#12. It seems to me that, in every culture, I come across a chapter headed 'Wisdom.' And then I know exactly what is going to follow: 'Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

#13. It was as if the heart had been burned out of her and the sadness which remained was just another ghost, the memory of love haunting the bones of hate.

Stephen King

#14. My forehead is sometimes too high, but bangs could correct this.

Marie Windsor

#15. Let the world wagge, and take mine ease in myne Inne.

John Heywood

#16. Society is founded upon Cloth;

Thomas Carlyle

#17. In fact, I thought that Christianity was very a good and a very valuable thing for us. But after a while, I began to feel that the story that I was told about this religion wasn't perhaps completely whole, that something was left out.

Chinua Achebe

#18. She taught me to play the piano, and what it meant to miss somebody.

Eric Roth

#19. When I do a play, it's like agreeing to be ill for a couple of months.

Bill Nighy

#20. There are some people
who would rather be right than happy,
as though making a point
was more fun than having a good time
These are the people
who will risk their lives to get the last laugh
even when it isn't funny

Merrit Malloy