Weird Jesus Quotes

#1. Sweet Jesus! Sweet, sweet Jesus!" Mom called to the Savior, caught up in the divine intervention that was Hank and me.
I narrowed my eyes at her. "Stop cal ing Jesus, Mom. Hank's gonna think you're weird," I snapped.
"She is weird," Dad said.
"I'm not weird," Mom returned.

Kristen Ashley

#2. Independence and free thought is what makes a person grow. By giving people the freedom and space to figure out who they are and be that, you give them the power to grow.

Innocent Mwatsikesimbe

#3. Jesus but people got weird when they lived alone.

Judith Guest

#4. If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

Andy Samberg

#5. While it was a very interesting period in my life, I was happy to get back to more direct contact with students in the classroom and in my research projects.

Jerome Isaac Friedman

#6. Where it gets weird is that nowadays there are millions of people on this earth who call themselves followers of Jesus, but their lives look nothing like His, and they're not obeying the things that He called them to do.

Francis Chan

#7. Jesus. To think I thought I'd have to be dealing with hazing and marijuana possession. Who's that girl out there, by the way? You kissed her?"
"No," Gansey replied truthfully.
"You should," she said. "Do you like her?"
"She's weird. You're weird.

Maggie Stiefvater

#8. Even if there were no actual evidence in favor of the Darwinian theory, we should still be justified in preferring it over all rival theories.

Richard Dawkins

#9. A "successful" church can offer outstanding programs and ministries, but if its members are not being transformed, it is not a healthy church.

Kevin G. Ford

#10. You can't do some of the things you used to do. I suppose you have to go at a gentler pace. I mean, God help us, you can't sit at home being a Vicar or anything.

Andy Taylor

#11. Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day

Warren Ellis