Watermelon Man Quotes

#1. [On Watermelon Man:] ... it is impossible to look at this film without its giving you a share in its insane bad taste, which is rather companionable of it ...

Penelope Gilliatt

#2. If there are dreams about a beautiful South Africa, there are also roads that lead to their goal. Two of these roads could be named Goodness and Forgiveness.

Nelson Mandela

#3. The one thing I never questioned about my mother was whether she loved me.

Lorna Luft

#4. Without a quest, life is quickly reduced to bleak black and wimpy white, a diet too bland to get anybody out of bed in the morning. A quest fuels our fire. It refuses to let us drift downstream gathering debris.

Charles R. Swindoll

#5. Take up and read, take up and read.

Augustine Of Hippo

#6. I take all of my life lessons, which some people might call 'mistakes,' and apply them to my future so that I keep growing.

Kimberly Caldwell

#7. The artist needs but a roof, a crust of bread, and his easel, and all the rest God gives him in abundance. He must live to paint and not paint to live.

Albert Pinkham Ryder

#8. Make the dharma personal, explore it wholeheartedly, and relax.

Pema Chodron

#9. Loving someone is one thing, and being loved is another, but being loved by the one you love - that's paradise. And I don't think I shall ever have it. Some men aren't capable of loving you back.

Anne Blankman

#10. A woman's sexuality is not at all like a man's. A man can literally f**k a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his c**k, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It's a no brainer.

Chloe Cole

#11. You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

Roy Bean