Waterhole Quotes

#1. Never camp by the edge of a waterhole"; "don't screw with hippos"; "baboons are like German shepherds on crack";

Marilyn Johnson

#2. You know, one time I saw Tiger down at the waterhole: he had the biggest testicles of any animal, and the sharpest claws, and two front teeth as long as knives and as sharp as blades. And I said to him, 'Brother Tiger, you go for a swim, I'll look after your balls for you.

Neil Gaiman

#3. I'm a relentlessly optimistic person, and I think 'The Waterhole' is a story of hope and that even though nature goes through cycles, we prevail in the end.

Graeme Base

#4. You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You would. Your sense of humor is so dark, even the lesser demons don't get you.

Pippa DaCosta

#5. Dieu! It is that in this country you treat the affairs gastronomic with a criminal indifference.

Agatha Christie

#6. Words ... words were one thing. Actions were a totally different ballpark.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#7. the differences between different manifestations of Matter, Energy, Mind, and even Spirit, result largely from varying rates of Vibrations......the higher the vibration, the higher the position in the scale.

Three Initiates

#8. Yeah, it's a kodak moment. Quick, take a picture.
Sarah scoffs. I stick my tongue out at her.

Annie Brewer

#9. DON'T - " screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman, as though he was in as much pain as the yelping, howling dog stuck in the burning house behind them - "CALL ME COWARD!

J.K. Rowling

#10. The poker fell from my trembling hands as my entire body shook with reaction. I fell to my knees, pressed my hands to my face and began to sob. What had I done?

A.B. Shepherd

#11. I don't feel secure at all. I don't know what actor would feel they've made it. I feel like I'm just starting.

Corey Stoll

#12. Barack Obama is the worst President in history.

Ben Quayle

#13. Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, "Of course, we all agree," your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at.

Ann Coulter

#14. The ego is nothing other than the focus of conscious attention.

Alan Watts

#15. If I wanted to fight to make a better world racially, I wouldn't be in the music business. You dig, if I were going to be a freedom fighter music is the wrong field.

Chaka Khan