Water Hose Quotes

#1. What in god's name happened to your nuts?"
"They met a jet-powered water hose."
He grimaced.
"They're already healing."
A rare glint of amusement lit Lawrence's eyes. "You have balls of steel."
"You have inappropriate humour.

Dianna Hardy

#2. I'm just saying, a man with a giant water hose in his hands is hot.

J.A. Huss

#3. I didn't ask my mother to buy me a trumpet or a violin, I started right on the water hose.

Rahsaan Roland Kirk

#4. These mountains appear to be almost entirely composed of stratas of rock of various colours (mostly red) and are partially covered with a dwarfish growth of pine and cedar, which are the only species of timber to be seen.

William Henry Ashley

#5. I think humans are only capable of small moments of honesty. Then they get tired and back away. It's something to foster, this ability to keep it for longer. How to keep being honest and aware.

Laura Pritchett

#6. There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with this." Who would make their plants hard to reach? That seems so very mean. I know you need water, but I'm going to make you hard to reach. "Think like a cactus!"

Mitch Hedberg

#7. He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out.
What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us?

Jaye Wells

#8. Our idea is to create a situation in which those lands to which we have obligations or in which we have interests, if they are ready to fight a fire, should be able to count on us to furnish the hose and water.

Richard M. Nixon

#9. If it shakes you in the right places, it's Gods gift.

Steven Tyler

#10. If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.

Lewis Black

#11. If you're not overprepared, you're underprepared.

Robin Sharma

#12. You are not a man, I thought. A man doesn't drink sparkling water; he chugs tap water from a hose after changing his oil.

Alessandra Torre

#13. We're like a gardener with a hose and our attention is water - we can water flowers or we can water weeds.

Josh Radnor

#14. The Bible writers didn't care that they were bunching together sequences some of which were historical, some preposterous, and some downright manipulative. Faithful recording was not their business; faith was.

Jeanette Winterson

#15. For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

Anonymous

#16. Knowledge is a strong stream of water turned on us through a hose. It disturbs our roots

O. Henry

#17. I can't curse those who don't believe as I do. I can't express hate or disdain for those who criticize what I hold dear. I can't outshout, bully, or taunt them. I can't exercise the liberty of free speech because I answer to a higher law.
I answer to the Word of God.

Lori Hatcher

#18. I am proud that I am a good mother to my children, a good daughter to my mother, a good sister to my sis (Ashley Judd) and a good wife to my new husband.

Wynonna Judd

#19. There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a vacuum cleaner. The urinal looks like a Shop-Vac hose. It has different-shaped fronts on it for males and females to use. The urine is sucked down that hose and goes into a tank.

Mike Mullane

#20. The cruelty of fooled honesty is often great after enlightenment.

Thomas Hardy

#21. It helped me when I decided that we're on this planet to learn to live together and get along.

Greta Scacchi

#22. You can look at my palm and see the storm coming. Read the book of my life and see I've overcome it.

Mary J. Blige

#23. Success is not in never failing, but rising everytime you fall!

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

#24. People are flowers. Music is water. Musicians are the hose.

Carlos Santana

#25. My parents would have to put the fire hose on me to get me out of bed, to go to school in the morning. They would use a cattle prod and just shock me, or throw boiling water on me, or fire a gun next to my head, to get me out of bed.

Jackson Rathbone

#26. Every successful business, even Google, Facebook, Twitter, started with a combination of manual improvements and friends of the founders using the site.

James Altucher

#27. The hot air wrapped me up like a blanket, curling around my body and making me want to hang my tongue out like a dog. And then spray it with water. From a fire hose. On full blast. I don't know, I think the heat was messing with my mind. It

Robert J. Crane

#28. If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a hose in his mouth and turn on the water.

Ray Kroc

#29. It was a real party of swells.

Elvis Costello

#30. Whatever it is that you do in your life, you're your own guide.

Mariel Hemingway