Water Balls Quotes

#1. If I sneezed, writers' vitals would spew out my nose like bats from a cave mouth, fiery balls from a roman candle, water from an open fire hydrant.

Dennis Vickers

#2. The flesh of her butt jiggled like water-filled beach balls, oil drops dangling from a soupspoon, oversized Jell-O dessert cups.

Dennis Vickers

#3. I'm to attend balls and banquets without my squire?" demanded Raoul, all innocence. "I can't handle things like requesting water to shave with, or getting my clothes pressed. I need Kel.

Tamora Pierce

#4. Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Tommy Bolt

#5. Fuck Master Liu! He's some ascetic who counts snowflakes on a mountain in China and dips his balls in ice water for the hell of it. You're not Liu. You live in the real world

Dakota Banks

#6. That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister.

Steve Alten

#7. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

Henry Beard

#8. You can love someone as many ways as water falls from the sky. Sometimes it falls with thunder and lightning; other times it falls silently. Sometimes it falls as cool snow, and other times hard balls of ice beat down. If you want the water, you don't get to choose how it falls.

Anonymous

#9. But a hot gym is where most of us have trained before. Learn to deal with it: more water, more minerals, bigger balls.

Mark Rippetoe

#10. What in god's name happened to your nuts?"
"They met a jet-powered water hose."
He grimaced.
"They're already healing."
A rare glint of amusement lit Lawrence's eyes. "You have balls of steel."
"You have inappropriate humour.

Dianna Hardy

#11. One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.

Arnold Palmer

#12. A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

Henry Beard

#13. After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four.

Simon Hobday

#14. In the soft grey silence he could hear the bump of the balls: and from here and from there through the quiet air the sound of the cricket bats: pick, pack, pock, puck: like drops of water in a fountain falling softly in the brimming bowl.

James Joyce

#15. What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

Bruce Lansky

#16. It's not funny. How would you like it if your balls fled in fear? My balls haven't been this frightened since I dove into the icy water at the Polar Bear Plunge my first year of high school.

K.C. Faelan