Wanking Quotes

#1. The question was, "Is your sexuality constructed by environment and experience, or is it innate?" I examined this issue by wanking off a man in a toilet. In conclusion, your sexuality is innate.

Anonymous

#2. Were practicality the explanation for my spontaneous hike, I could have sung my purpose that afternoon, 'Wanking in a Winter Wonderland.

Jim Provenzano

#3. Time
He flexes like a whore
Falls wanking to the floor
His trick is you and me, boy

David Bowie

#4. Well, we all have our specialties, Harold." For example, you are a wanking accountant.

Dylan Schaffer

#5. It appeared that way, Lawrence, but this raised the question of was mathematics really true or was it just a game played with symbols? In other words - are we discovering Truth, or just wanking?

Neal Stephenson

#6. A cry-wanking scene is the struggle to live, in a single moment.

James McAvoy

#7. Let me enjoy my fan-wanking.
Your what?
Let me arrange the story to meet my own personal needs.

Amanda Stevens

#8. I don't have bionic arms, and I have absolutely no stamina. Once I rubbed out the penciled-in marginalia of a hundred pages of a book that I wanted to photocopy (long story) and afterwards it felt like I'd been wanking off a giant for a hundred years.

Scarlett Thomas

#9. Embarrassment wasn't what I had in mind. Put it this way: I'm not really interested in any of them wanking off to the sounds of us fucking in the next room.

Georgia Cates

#10. Sevro snorts. "What do you think I've been doing this whole time, you silky turd? Wanking off in the bushes?"
Cassius and I look at each other.
"Kind of," I say.
"Yeah, actually," Cassius agrees.

Pierce Brown

#11. Frankly, I don't think I could hang out with you if you weren't the vice type of guy."
"Well then, you'll be pleased to know that I'm still drinking and I'm still wanking to porn."
"That's my boy,

Karina Halle

#12. If Lance is clean, it is the greatest comeback in the history of sports. If he isn't, it would be the greatest fraud.

Greg LeMond

#13. It's strange, but when I have to speak in front of an audience, I find it more comfortable to use my far-from-perfect English than Japanese. I think this is because when I have to speak seriously about something in Japanese I'm overcome with the feeling of being swallowed up in a sea of words.

Haruki Murakami

#14. Each violet peeps from its dwelling to gaze at the bright stars above.

Heinrich Heine

#15. The soul of the just contemplates in sleep a mysterious heaven.

Victor Hugo

#16. Speak Thou in my words today, think in my thoughts, and work in all my deeds ...

John Baillie

#17. I cannot know Jesus through another person's acquaintance with Him.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#18. A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

George R R Martin

#19. Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#20. [Humans'] capacity to intervene, to compare, to judge, to decide, to choose, to desist makes them capable of acts of greatness, of dignity, and, at the same time, of the unthinkable in terms of indignity.

Paulo Freire

#21. I just want pieces of the world.

Jada Pinkett Smith

#22. When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Lisa Loeb