Waffle Iron Quotes

#1. Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone.
"I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!"
She hit him with a waffle iron.

Charles M. Schulz

#2. Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.

Raymond Chandler

#3. Track coach Bill Bowerman decided that his team needed better, lighter running shoes. So he went out to his workshop and poured rubber into the family waffle iron. That's how Nike's famous waffle sole was born.

Jason Fried

#4. Fortunately the bad guys had the tactical intelligence of a waffle iron, so the hero was able to outsmart them by ducking behind some rocks, then putting his hat on a stick and holding it

Dave Barry

#5. Cleverness is not wisdom. And not to think mortal thoughts is to see few days.

Euripides

#6. Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens.

Scott Meyers

#7. Never did anyone ever stay longer than ten years because the resistance grows fiercer as your presence grows longer [in Afghanistan]. I don't think we are going to be any exception. What made us exempt from history?

Gwynne Dyer

#8. You are perfectly right in objecting to them [modern art], for this one great fault - that they have not yet had time to become old.

Alexandre Dumas

#9. I'm amazed that I can still play really. But I can.

Ginger Baker

#10. If a pickpocket meets a saint, he sees only his pockets." Then he'd get up and leave. Or he'd write, "If you wear shoeleather, the whole earth is covered with leather." These were his ways of teaching me about how motivation affects perception.

Ram Dass

#11. In painting as in eloquence, the greater your strength, the quieter your manner.

John Ruskin

#12. You can do something other than working with God in His purpose, but it will always be something lesser, and you couldn't come up with something better.

Steven C. Hawthorne

#13. Before me there were no created things, Only eternity, and I too, last eternal. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

Dante Alighieri