W R T Fantasy Football Quotes

#1. My favorite water cooler topic is fantasy football. I used to make fun of friends for doing it and now I'm obsessed.

John Krasinski

#2. Thank you ... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

Jimmy Fallon

#3. I am the running brook that soothes your soul.

Julia Cameron

#4. The arrangement bore the same relation to actual finance as fantasy football bears to the NFL.

Michael Lewis

#5. Out of the 72 kids that I went to high school with, I still talk to 25 of them on a fairly regular basis. Seven of my classmates live in L.A., and five of them are in the entertainment business, and we constantly talk and play fantasy football together.

Ike Barinholtz

#6. Although I may not know a lot about football, I do know a lot about food! As a result, not many people ask me to join their fantasy leagues, but they will come to me for suggestions on what to serve for guests for a weekly Sunday get-together.

Marcus Samuelsson

#7. Our everyday language has become encumbered, Germanic, artificial, bureaucratic, inorganic. It may not be exaggerated to say that by now American writers face but two alternatives: write English, or write gobbledygook.

John Lukacs

#8. I do get invitations all of the time to play actual fantasy football, by the way, but I get the feeling that I'd like it too much. I have enough demands on my time. My fans would kill me.

George R R Martin

#9. The magazine said to blend. Daisy blended for all she was worth, trying to spread that dark stuff around.

Linda Howard

#10. Y'all probably watched a lot of television."
"We didn't have TV."
"Nintendo, then?"
He shook his head.
"Fantasy football? Xbox?" I frowned. "Please tell me you had Angry Birds."
"We had a library," he said, "and a few educational magazines."
"Huh. Well, that's just tragic.

Cecily White

#11. When you have a script, and you're discussing what it can be, and who going to play what role, that's a kind of like a fantasy football game. You can imagine these different dream teams interpreting these characters that only exist in your head.

Cary Fukunaga

#12. My fantasy football team got mixed up in another fantasy and now they're stuck on a pirate ship with a chick in a Catwoman suit.

Dana Gould

#13. Fantasy football is actually an amazing American pastime, because it takes the ultimate team sport, NFL and football, and turns it into the quest for individual achievement.

Jeff Schaffer

#14. Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be around, partly because she had a mind so broad it could accommodate three football fields and a bowling alley.

Terry Pratchett

#15. I play fantasy basketball and fantasy football, soccer.

Andy Murray

#16. In real football, I wouldn't want Terrell Owens anywhere near my team. But you're nuts if you don't take him in fantasy.

Randy Cross

#17. Chemistry was a terrible thing, sometimes it simply sparked between the wrong people

Natasha Anders

#18. People are made up of so many small details. Some - like the smell of cookies baking - we can recreate. Or at least try.

Victoria Schwab

#19. I don't play fantasy baseball anymore now because it's too much work, and I feel like I have to hold myself up to such a high standard. I'm pretty serious about my fantasy football, though.

Nate Silver

#20. Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

Jay Mohr

#21. Almost everything I tried out for I pretty much got. I landed Power Rangers, and the rest is history.

Thuy Trang

#22. I played one year of fantasy football in high school. You really get into it. It makes more fans of the NFL, and people love talking about it. They'll come up to me and say, 'Why did you throw an interception? You ruined my fantasy team!' Or they're happy because they got you for a bargain.

Andrew Luck

#23. I went in and auditioned for one of the main guys for 'The League' when it was first casting, and I was so excited because I was like, 'Oh my God, this is my life!' I love fantasy football, and I play with my buddies, and my wife is frustrated with it.

Ike Barinholtz

#24. This was the last thing I expected. You destroy my life and then feed me some inspiratonal philosophy.

Richelle Mead

#25. Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team.

Conan O'Brien

#26. I get excited when fantasy football season's coming. This guy gets excited when war season's coming.

Paul Rieckhoff

#27. To create the magic, you should first believe in it.

Akshay Vasu

#28. Fraud is fraud. And consumers of any product - whether you want to buy a car, participate in fantasy football - our laws are very strong in New York and other states that you can't commit fraud.

Eric Schneiderman