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#1. Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.

Stephen Baldwin

#2. The function of Nayee-Talim is not to teach an occupation, but through it to develop the whole man.

Mahatma Gandhi

#3. You cannot fix people who will not take feedback, because from their perspective, they do not have a problem.

Henry Cloud

#4. Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to 'get off my property.' News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.

John Scalzi

#5. If I could climax as many times as a Derek Dingle routine I would be a happy man!

Dai Vernon

#6. Even then, it hurt. The pain was always there, pulling me inside of myself, demanding to be felt. It always felt like I was waking up from the pain when something in the world outside of me suddenly required my comment or attention.

John Green

#7. As with real estate, what matters with bullet holes is location, location, location.

Nelson DeMille

#8. I couldn't relate to kid stuff. 'Jimmy doesn't like me!' Who cares? I was worried we didn't have gas money or food. Those were my concerns.

Leighton Meester

#9. Seedsmen reckon that their stock in trade is not seeds at all ... it's optimism.

Geoff Hamilton

#10. My parents scrimped and saved all their lives, to the point where my mother used a disgusting old oven mitt that was stained and partly patched together with a skirt I made in seventh grade.

Roz Chast