Viz Roger Irrelevant Quotes

#1. Stranger, pause and ask thyself the question, Canst thou do likewise? If not, with a blush retire.

Charles Dickens

#2. Oh, go sting the BumbleBee.

Molly Harper

#3. California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!

George Carlin

#4. The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

Dorothy Parker

#5. I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut.

Louis Sachar

#6. She meant that if your conscience holds you back, if it muddles the purity of your desire, if it gives you mixed feelings, don't do it.

Siri Hustvedt

#7. But unlike me, she has a hard time saying such things. She loved me with a passion, but I felt it in her expressions, in her touch, in the tender brush of her lips. And, when I needed it most, she loved me with the written word as well.

Nicholas Sparks

#8. When strangers meet, great allowances should be made for differences in custom and training.

Frank Herbert

#9. I certainly believe that I have no right to tell another couple whether they can or cannot be married.

Michael Moore

#10. There are actually very few US politicians who have integrity and vision.

David Korten

#11. My vision of what God can do is nothing more than a fleeting glance of the backside of the 'possible,' while God is inviting me to the forefront of the 'impossible.

Craig D. Lounsbrough