Videotaped Executions Quotes

#1. If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

Warren Buffett

#2. I wasn't looking for anyone, Tessa. Sometimes, though, we don't have to be looking to find what we need.

Shirlee McCoy

#3. We pedaled rapidly, without laughing or speaking, peculiarly satisfied with our mutual presence, akin to one another in the common isolation of lewdness, weariness, and absurdity.

Georges Bataille

#4. I am like a broken puppet whose eyes have fallen inside.

Emil Cioran

#5. The physician must give heed to the region in which the patient lives, that is to say, to its type and peculiarities.

Paracelsus

#6. At some point, you gotta stop looking up at the sky, or one of these days you'll look back down and see that you floated away, too.

John Green

#7. It's crucial that people are on the right measure at the right time.

Glenn Branca

#8. Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

Ogden Nash

#9. No amount of preaching, exhortation, sympathy, benevolence, will render the condition of our working women what it should be, so long as the kitchen and needle are substantially their only resources.

Horace Greeley

#10. I don't really like comedy.

Bruce McCulloch

#11. I believe you can take all experiences and use them as knowledge and fuel to be a better person.

Allison Holker

#12. She knew right then no one's mind would change. They were going back to Mars.

Andy Weir

#13. I feel a bit of an imposter talking about the science. I'm not a scientist, you may be aware. I read English Literature.

James Delingpole

#14. What I mean is sometimes, for an artist, chronic pain can be a gift.

Chuck Palahniuk

#15. The truth is, forgiving is a rather simple concept to grasp. It is often imagined that when you forgive, you have to reconcile with someone and yet this is a larger team in which forgiveness is just a player.

Stephen Richards