Vastardis Team Quotes

#1. Beyond the constant conjunction of similar objects, and the consequent inference from one to the other, we have no notion of any necessity, or connexion.

David Hume

#2. Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished, he felt like he had just raped the tooth fairy in front of a class of kindergartners.

Christopher Moore

#3. You never know how things will work out. After all the bad reasons in the world, some good came out.

John Lydon

#4. If somebody is going to kill me or hurt me..., let's be the enemy not my friends!

Deyth Banger

#5. I've always been really drawn to that kind of sexual earthiness in European women, and Sophia Loren covered all the bases, including the whole mummy fantasy.

Simon Baker

#6. I'm just a normal kid who lives to play baseball. I'm living my dream.

Kerry Wood

#7. Everything's a bit scruffy, but such a wonderful day that you have to be glad to be born and don't even mind other people having been born either.

Terry Pratchett