Van Pelt Quotes

#1. My warhorse has new shoes" - Thomas Van Pelt

Donny Swords

#2. In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Gene Perret

#3. If you tried to make a show for every person's particular interest, it'd be impossible because everyone is going to consume it the way they want to. All you can do is try to do an hour that makes sense for all.

Scott Van Pelt

#4. Our mind is always subject to being distracted by thoughts of what happened in the past and ideas of what could happen in the future, but the living experience is what is happening NOW.

Sakyong Mipham

#5. [In] radio, every segment of every hour is a challenge to fill in an interesting way. What I like the most about it is how challenging it is to do it well.

Scott Van Pelt

#6. A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection

Charles M. Schulz

#7. His icy lovecicle pressed against her dewy portal, demanding admittance to her passion chamber. How did a guy with no heartbeat, no pulse, get an erection? Who cares?

Nine Naughty Novelists

#8. Patience, piety, and salutary knowledge spring up and ripen under the harrow of affliction; before there is wine or oil, the grape must be trodden and the oil pressed.

Walter Savage Landor

#9. Let us enjoy the fugitive hour. Man has no harbor, time has no shore; it rushes on, and carries us with it.

Alphonse De Lamartine

#10. Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

Charles M. Schulz

#11. Writing fiction feels like an adventurous act, nudging aside reality a word at a time.

James Van Pelt

#12. To tell the truth will make me loathsome in your eyes.
Even more than I already am.
I pledge to give you all the truth that's in me.
And you want me to tell you this.

Julie Berry

#13. The easiest story to sell is the story we want to buy.

Scott Van Pelt

#14. Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Kin Hubbard

#15. Artists were always referred to as great artists. I thought that's what the profession was. One word: great-artist. There wasn't one moment in my life when I thought I wanted to be anything else.

Hedda Sterne

#16. Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.

Chuck Palahniuk

#17. The absence of any consideration of lesbian consciousness or the consciousness of third world women leaves a serious gap within this conference ...

Audre Lorde