Van Dam Quotes

#1. It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam ... it just makes you like everybody else.

Rob Van Dam

#2. You know, some people take peace of mind and confuse it with lack of passion.

Rob Van Dam

#3. I was in Independence, Missouri when Johnson signed the Medicare bill, with Truman standing there. Truman had first proposed Medicare, but couldn't get it through.

Helen Thomas

#4. It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?

Rob Van Dam

#5. Humility is not renunciation of pride but the substitution of one pride for another.

Eric Hoffer

#6. Niggerization is the result of oppression
and it doesn't just apply to the black people. Old people, poor people, and students can also get niggerized.

Florynce Kennedy

#7. Release your inner Kane.

Rob Van Dam

#8. The irony of life is to realize that you live only to die.

Nely Cab

#9. If I want a crown I must go and hunt it for myself.

Rudyard Kipling

#10. Everyday is a holiday when you're RVD

Rob Van Dam

#11. Doctor, what could you prescribe for Charlemund?"
The doctor looked down his nose at the unconscious form of the arch-diocel.
"Arsenic?"
"Now, really. Something to give him a quality headache and a great deal of memory loss."
"Cyanide.

Brian McClellan

#12. Really? My people do the same thing.

Rob Van Dam

#13. I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

Ilana Glazer