Vampires Garlic Quotes

#1. Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human

Tasha Turner

#2. Everything you have ever read about vampires - most of it is inaccurate or downright false. We are not beautiful, we don't turn into bats, we don't shrivel up in the sunlight and we are most definitely not afraid of something as fickle as garlic.

K.A. Poe

#3. From the child of five to myself is but a step. But from the new-born baby to the child of five is an appalling distance. - LEO TOLSTOI

Ernest Becker

#4. Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

Calvin Trillin

#5. Nothing is more tiresome than being told what to admire, and having things pointed at with a stick.
-Robert Frobisher

David Mitchell

#6. We don't have any garlic bulbs, so I bring the cauliflower, and hope that any vampires I encounter will be of the myopic, easily duped variety.

Karen Russell

#7. Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away ... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

Calvin Trillin

#8. Our expectations set the limits for our lives. If you expect little, you're going to receive little. If you don't anticipate things to get better, then they won't. But if you expect more favor, more good breaks, a promotion, and an increase, then you will see new levels of favor and success.

Joel Osteen

#9. I respond in the moment which is what makes me a good actor.

Russell Crowe

#10. Myth: Garlic repels vampires.
Truth: Try telling that to my dad.

Kimberly Pauley

#11. You just got to be #patient, be focused, you know there are lots of distractions out there.

Tiger Woods

#12. Do you understand this is serious?"
"I understand you think it's serious.

Gillian Flynn

#13. A gold standard is to the moochers and looters in government what sunlight and garlic are to vampires.

Herman Cain

#14. I'm not the kind of guy who will pass someone without saying hello. If that's flaky, then I guess I'm flaky.

Joe Cowley

#15. Older sisters are far more powerful than vampires. Not even garlic or a crucifix will keep us away when we're determined to meddle in your affairs.

Teresa Medeiros