Top 9 Vampire Comedy Quotes
#1. I am actually working on The Neighbors sitcom. We are starting from scratch. I am also working on a comedy movie and a vampire movie. I also have the pilot for The Tommy Wiseau Show and of course The House That Drips Blood On Alex, which we are hoping to make a sequel.
Tommy Wiseau
#2. You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.
Rachel Caine
#3. So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman
Charlaine Harris
#4. Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.
Rose Pressey
#5. What happened to the first vampire who fell for the first mortal? She turned him into a sucker
Brian Meehl
#6. Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?
Robyn Peterman
#7. Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn't an option anymore.
T.A. Miles
#8. If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
Janet Evanovich
#9. Meeting a vampire is kind of like a celebrity sighting, but where the celebrity possibly wants to kill you.
Adrianne Ambrose
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