Top 3 Brian Meehl Quotes
#1. What happened to the first vampire who fell for the first mortal? She turned him into a sucker
#2. I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake.
#3. How to see a vampire in three easy steps:
1. Get up.
2. Find a mirror.
3. Look at your first vampire.
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