Uptight Funny Quotes

#1. In time, this "ancient hatred" became cleverly enveloped into a religion, known as Islam.

Bill Salus

#2. Your sexuality was never meant to be separate from your deepest spiritual and relational longings but to be an expression of them.

Juli Slattery

#3. Tallennar. I knew what it meant. It meant thief. Well, that was all right. Because a thief really was a lot like a wizard.

Sarah Prineas

#4. The Quiet American is anti the people who took them into the Vietnam War.

Michael Caine

#5. It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean that there aren't aspects of those subjects that are funny, it just means that people are too uptight.

Rob McElhenney

#6. Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.

Clint Eastwood

#7. Women should come forward to protect other woman, as only a woman can understand the problems of another one.

Manju Warrier

#8. When I finally went to Ireland, I had to go. It was 1993. My father was finally too old to travel alone, and he asked me to take him home. When an old man asks you to take him home, you have to do it.

John Patrick Shanley

#9. I can't say when we will have a cure, but we now know through our findings how to ask the question of what is going wrong at the earliest stage of Alzheimer's.

John O'Keefe

#10. It is better to be famous than notorious, but better to be notorious than obscure.

James Kern Feibleman

#11. There exists within everyone a grand passion, an outlandish thirst for adventure, a desire to live boldly and vividly through the journey of life.

Kurt Hahn

#12. My profession lent itself nicely to my vocation for heights. It freed me of any bitterness towards my fellow men, who were alwaysin my debt, without my owing them anything. It placed me above the judge whom, I in turn judged, above the defendant whom I forced into gratitude.

Albert Camus

#13. The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it.

Bob Newhart

#14. I have a little bit of that gamer spirit in me. I just don't have the time to be a gamer. But in another life, I would be one.

J. Cole

#15. I am quite short, but that never comes across when I'm onstage in front of people. When I get offstage and greet an audience afterwards, their first reaction is to comment on my height because it seems like a very drastic difference.

Kaki King