Unzipped Pants Quotes

#1. The real act of will was not in the creating of a garden but in the sustaining, the continuous stand against wildness.

Amy Waldman

#2. People and their religions don't affect me.

Cat Power

#3. Passion Is the Currency of Happiness

Jesse Tevelow

#4. Shit seemed to get crazy the moment I whipped out my dick, like unleashing the goddamn Kraken every time I unzipped my pants.

Keri Lake

#5. Jesus raised the standard high so we would realize we couldn't possibly do it without a savior.

Andy Stanley

#6. He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

Rita Mae Brown

#7. Today, I use Linux as my primary OS (on an x86 PC, and on a Thinkpad), and I also use Irix (on an SGI O2). Linux has improved a great deal since I wrote this, specifically with respect to its ease of installation.

Jamie Zawinski

#8. It surprised him how badly he wanted her to stay.
It was that male possessiveness again.

Maisey Yates

#9. Last night, I killed a man. If I had to, I'd do it all over again. Afterwards I slept like a baby. There's a surprising amount of physical exertion in murder - they don't call it a dead weight for nothing.

A.E. Rawson

#10. Self-righteousness is always self-condemnatory. And self-righteousness is the preserve of the moralist.

Timothy Keller

#11. I'm the fourth generation to be in show business. It's pretty neat; it's nice to have that family history.

Rachel Bilson

#12. Let's put it this way: you know how we always told you that all those years of tormenting four sisters turned you into a closet sadist? Well, if you ever decide that being a lawyer isn't bringing you the kind of gratification you were hoping for, then I think I found the perfect job for you.

Elle Lothlorien

#13. I am my own worst enemy. My friends and family will say, 'You've got everything going for you right now', and I say, 'Oh yes, but!' Which is not a good way to be.

Tamsin Egerton

#14. IBM doesn't want its people to get frustrated and restless because it has them reaching for carrots they can't quit

Buck Rodgers

#15. He said if he were lucky enough to get back to the car, it would be because of Lily's kindness and mercy. He wanted her to know how grateful he was - in advance. Before he unzipped his pants, before he said just a kiss and pushed her down, he wanted her to know she had a choice.

Emily Fridlund

#16. The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetics in childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced against Eve.

Mark Twain

#17. Slash was about my height, and he used the alignment of our bodies to his greatest advantage. I let it go on for a few minutes. Right up until he unzipped his leather pants and pulled out Mr. One Eye.

Jeaniene Frost