Unserviceable Taxiway Quotes

#1. I am an Agnostic because I am not afraid to think. I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

Clarence Darrow

#2. Enjoy the present day, trust the least possible to the future.

Horace

#3. I have a prescription here for Obecalp for [patient's name], but I can't find it listed anywhere." He said, "Oh. That's placebo spelled backwards.

Dennis Miller

#4. Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on.

Brandon Sanderson

#5. I have too much emotion to only be a dick to the people who deserve it.

Kirk Lynn

#6. Don't go digging for silver in somebody else's backyard when you've got gold in your own.

Lattis R. Richards

#7. So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

Emo Philips

#8. Avoid internalizing society's sexism, racism, ageism - pick an ism, any ism.

Paul Krassner

#9. Bring me the sunset in a cup.

Emily Dickinson

#10. The only matter that could take Egypt to war again is water.

Anwar Sadat

#11. A humble knowledge of thyself is a surer way to God than a deep search after learning.

Thomas A Kempis

#12. Buddhists talk about nirvana in very much the same terms as monotheists describe God.

Karen Armstrong

#13. God is the soul of the universe.

Swami Dhyan Giten