Unmotivated Life Quotes

#1. I can always tell when Gil's been with Enki, because he moves like he might start dancing at any moment and he hardly hears a word I say to him.

Alaya Dawn Johnson

#2. Judy's friend that she has known the longest has just broken up with her boyfriend and is depressed. Judy likes her more now that she is depressed and feels unmotivated in life. Judy feels unmotivated in life.

Ellen Kennedy

#3. There's no doubt about it - gardeners are the only true artists these days.

Joris-Karl Huysmans

#4. While he was conscious of improving at every stroke, he did not feel that the other was asserting any superiority over him; and so, though more humble than at the most disastrous period of his downward voyage, he was getting into a better temper every minute.

Thomas Hughes

#5. I think the day handwriting disappears for good is the day humanity is really and truly fucked.

C.M. Stunich

#6. They thought depression was like bieng 'depressed'. They thought it was like being in a bad mood, only worse. Therefore, they tried to get him to snap out of it.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#7. It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

Neil Gaiman

#8. I've never felt invincible. I've never used that word to describe me ever.

Serena Williams

#9. The fact that I get to write and direct my own personal story is an amazing thing.

Nicole Holofcener

#10. In real life, I am trying to save the Steve Irwin wildlife preserve. It's in Australia, up on Cape York, and it's in danger of being strip-mined.

Bindi Irwin

#11. He and I have history;

James Patterson

#12. Avery slides on his glasses and opens his eyes again. "Dammit!" he says again with more feeling. "Why does stuff like this keep happening?"
"You say that as if it's a bad thing," Rob says, smirking.

Laura Kreitzer

#13. Between the world we see
and the things we fear,
there are doors.
When they are opened,
nightmares become reality.

A Haunting

#14. The whole imaginative effort of Walt Whitman was really an effort to absorb and animate these multitudinous modern repetitions; and Walt Whitman would be quite capable of including in his lyric litany of optimism a list of the nine hundred and ninety-nine identical bathrooms.

G.K. Chesterton

#15. Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Johnny Carson