Unfunny Comedians Quotes

#1. I will not let us be beings of regret. I know my past. What I want is my future.

Roshani Chokshi

#2. WHERE did you say it was?' asked Pooh.
Just here,' said Eeyore.
Made of sticks?'
Yes'
Oh!' said Piglet.
What?' said Eeyore.
I just said "Oh!"' said Piglet nervously. And so as to seem quite at ease he hummed Tiddely-pom once or twice in a what-shall-we-do-now kind of way.

A.A. Milne

#3. I think it impossible, utterly impossible, for any Englishman to live here [in America], and be happy.

Charles Dickens

#4. World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation.

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#5. I understand what you meant about those closest to you hurting you the most now. I'll be in touch.

Jay Crownover

#6. When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."

James Patterson

#7. The Law which governs all life is God.

Mahatma Gandhi

#8. Art arises from the interaction of the mind and the heart.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#9. I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning to give away Christmas gifts to the poor people of General Santos just like what I did last year.

Manny Pacquiao

#10. Down Where the Drunkards Roll." "How

Ian Rankin

#11. Brighton I-don't-know-your-middle-name Waterford, are you asking me to strip?

Tiffany Schmidt

#12. Let the whole world hear that we reject America. No, no to the occupier.

Muqtada Al Sadr

#13. Most People have a desire to look for the exception instead of the desire to become exceptional.

John C. Maxwell