Top 10 Crudest Comedians Quotes
#1. I cry because I've never smiled like that, not once in my life. I cry because I love. For some reason, I always have.
David Arnold
#2. I don't understand blogs. People used to write to make money, no? You didn't give it away. I have nothing against blogs. I don't have a problem with them. But it's like, 'What are you doing? Why aren't you working?
Frank Deford
#3. Right now Jack lives with me. Jack is my Jack Russell. I also have a Yorkie named Ginger, but Jack and Ginger can't be in the same place at the same time because she is very jealous. Even if Jack's not in the same state, she would growl if she heard his name.
Mariah Carey
#5. Keep your head down, Edward. Those that see too much quickly find themselves seeing nothing at all.
Jasper Fforde
#6. You ever stop to think they can't rob you of knowledge? They can strip you and you've still got it.
Don King
#7. The only bipartisanship you ever see is when they finally sign a bill and everybody says, 'Gee, isn't that wonderful?'
Colin Powell
#9. Men at the Proving Ground were giving their lives for their country. Without knowing they were doing it. The
Michael Harris
#10. It's unthinkable not to love -you'd have a severe nervous breakdown. Or you'd have to be Philip Larkin.
Lawrence Durrell