Quotes About Unfunny Jokes

#1. Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and laughing bad-breathed in your face at its own unfunny jokes.

Glen Duncan

#2. You don't have to talk to someone to think about them and check up on them now and again.

Emily Giffin

#3. Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.

Rick Riordan

#4. mansion that sits upon a hill just outside the sleepy little

Willow Wisp

#5. This is a standard meditation instruction that you can embody in the entirety of your life: do not act out and do not repress. See what happens if you don't do either of those things.

Pema Chodron

#6. In 1985, I saw a tape of myself where my eyes were puffy. I looked very tired and bedraggled and not as youthful as I would like to have been.

Faye Wattleton

#7. Self-negation is noble, self-culture is beneficent, self-possession is manly, but to the truly great and inspiring soul they are poor and tame compared to self-abuse.

Michelangelo Buonarroti

#8. Heartache is a part of life," she said, her voice very soft. "We have to accept it along with happiness if we ever hope to live fully.

The Editors Of True Story And True Confessions

#9. Reality is not the world as you perceive it. Reality is the world perceived through enlightenment. It's the same world; but it's not the same world.

Frederick Lenz