Unflushed Urinals Quotes

#1. The highly skilled workers at Lima have enabled the plant to grow far beyond its original mission, now providing a wide variety of cutting-edge military vehicles and equipment to the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps.

Michael Oxley

#2. Ignorance is jealousy's twin sister.

Dean Frazer

#3. Freeze when you are angry: your brain needs time to cleanse the anger!

Ravi Samuel

#4. I played Little League for one year. That was it. Then my mother realized I liked books and threatened my father. I owe her forever for that.

Brad Meltzer

#5. But demons come from other worlds. They're interdimensional parasites. They come to a world and use it up. They can't build, just destroy - they can't make, only use. They drain a place to ashes and when it's dead, they move on to the next one.

Cassandra Clare

#6. You can say things which cannot be done. This is elementary. The trick is to keep attention focused on what is said and not on what can be done.

Frank Herbert

#7. Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.

Craig Kilborn

#8. Janis Joplin is singing with Big Brother in the Panhandle and almost everybody is high and it is a pretty nice Sunday afternoon.

Joan Didion

#9. He said, 'They're only whores,' as though their very availability rendered them worthless.

Ellen Kushner

#10. I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana ... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.'

Jim Gaffigan

#11. Sometimes it's hard for me to hang on to the horse or pole. And I want to bite just about every fucking hand that extends toward me because I can no longer tell which are good and which are bad. Maybe like there in't good and bad anymore.

Matthew Quick

#12. We should beware of speaking ill or doing harm to others, for their Angels will defend them and avenge them. Our

Fr. Paul O'Sullivan

#13. The Serbs have only two friends, God and the Greeks.

Radovan Karadzic

#14. I don't care now if I ever win a match in my life again. Whatever I do in my life, wherever I go, I'm going to be always Wimbledon champion.

Goran Ivanisevic