Top 24 Ugly Lady Quotes

#1. More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

Amy Sedaris

Ugly Lady Quotes #1493518
#2. Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman? (wonders Lady Catelyn Stark)

George R R Martin

Ugly Lady Quotes #1071622
#3. 747s always remind me of a fat, ugly old lady in the neighborhood where I used to live. Huge sagging breasts, swollen legs, dried up neckline. The airport, a likely gathering place for the old ladies. Dozens of them, coming and going, one after the other.

Haruki Murakami

Ugly Lady Quotes #1860017
#4. look here you old, painted hussy! I am neither a tart, a trollop, nor am I a strumpet! I am a lady of refined breeding and culture, so bugger off, before this little poppet pops you one in that ugly, wrinkled mug!

L.T. Suzuki

Ugly Lady Quotes #1821686
#5. A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

Winston S. Churchill

Ugly Lady Quotes #1775961
#6. Logic is the procession or proportionate unfolding of the intuition; but its virtue is as silent method; the moment it would appear as propositions, and have a separate value, it is worthless.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ugly Lady Quotes #1628366
#7. I wanted to play drums, and I got a set when I was 14 and just started to play in the house, to the stereo. I liked Ringo Starr, of course. And Sandy Nelson. I had his record, 'Let There Be Drums,' and I'd play along with it.

Tipper Gore

Ugly Lady Quotes #1507576
#8. Even as late as the summer of 2006, as home prices began to fall, it took a certain kind of person to see the ugly facts and react to them-to discern, in the profile of the beautiful young lady, the face of an old witch.

Michael Lewis

Ugly Lady Quotes #1428424
#9. Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.

Kin Hubbard

Ugly Lady Quotes #1416639
#10. Mr. Churchill your drunk!"
Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

Ugly Lady Quotes #1371259
#11. Women are strong and fragile. Women are beautiful and ugly. We are soft spoken and loud, all at once.

Lady Gaga

Ugly Lady Quotes #1328613
#12. She left the window - and I said to myself, The lady is dark. She moved forward a few steps - and I said to myself, The lady is young. She approached nearer - and I said to myself (with a sense of surprise which words failed me to express), The lady is ugly!

Wilkie Collins

Ugly Lady Quotes #1229827
#13. 747s always reminded me of a fat, ugly old lady in the neighborhood where I used to live. Huge sagging breasts, swollen legs, dried-up neckline.

Haruki Murakami

Ugly Lady Quotes #1164226
#14. A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

Demetri Martin

Ugly Lady Quotes #812442
#15. There's nothing better than working up a good sweat.

Jennie Finch

Ugly Lady Quotes #659217
#16. Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!

Tony Glare

Ugly Lady Quotes #624833
#17. I'm going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won't live to be 21. I'm never going to be old. I don't ever want to be ugly and old. I'm an old lady now anyhow. I'm 80. There's nothing left. I've already lived a whole lifetime. I'm going out. In a blaze of glory.

Nancy Spungen

Ugly Lady Quotes #576448
#18. It's sort of like my past is an unfinished painting, and as the artist of that painting, I must fill in all the ugly holes and make it beautiful again.

Lady Gaga

Ugly Lady Quotes #481178
#19. I don't ever want to leave this bed, my lady Taryn. (Sparhawk)
Me either. But if we don't, it could get ugly after a few days. We'd shrivel up from lack of water. (Taryn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ugly Lady Quotes #448449
#20. I'll do a cappella stuff, rock 'n' roll and swing stuff.

Juice Newton

Ugly Lady Quotes #438158
#21. Ugly or pretty, personal tastes determine the limits of the look. It's a very thin line and it's different for everyone. In the end, fashion is about catching people's attention, whether it's via extreme beauty of extreme ugliness. It's up to us to decide if it works.

Lady Gaga

Ugly Lady Quotes #432025
#22. I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

John Wilson

Ugly Lady Quotes #407666
#23. If you can't change the status quo, make the status quo, change.

Royce White

Ugly Lady Quotes #197335
#24. Classic means standard as opposed to Romantic: form before meaning as opposed to meaning before form. It grows from inside out, while Romantic grows from outside in.

Ned Rorem

Ugly Lady Quotes #43320

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