Ugh Fml Quotes

#1. And holy hell, if his smile wasn't one of those that made a girl's heart fall over on itself.

C.C. Hunter

#2. It was partly a matter of the simple fact that late fall was slaughtering time. Anything that could not be preserved had to be eaten. For instance, hens too old to lay eggs anymore and all the roosters but the chief of the flock were often killed at this time.

Mercedes Lackey

#3. I am a fan of sequels even though they are inevitably awful.

Joss Whedon

#4. Literature is a cake with many toys baked inside
and even if you find them all, if you don't enjoy the path that leads you to them, it will be a hollow accomplishment.

Camron Wright

#5. You really are the most adorable person. You have no idea how much I've missed that.

S.C. Stephens

#6. The hardest thing about talking to teenagers, I had discovered, was that whatever you said inevitably came across like something an elderly aunt would say at a wedding.

Jojo Moyes

#7. The griding sword with discontinuous wound Pass'd through him, but th' Ethereal substance clos'd Not long divisible, and from the gash A stream of Nectarous humor issuing flow'd Sanguin, such as Celestial Spirits may bleed, And all his Armour staind ere while so bright.

John Milton

#8. This is what the Church is said to want, not party men, but sensible, temperate, sober, well-judging persons, to guide it through the channel of no-meaning, between the Scylla and Charybdis of Aye and no.

John Henry Newman

#9. We've got to dumb America up again.

Ray Bradbury

#10. The secret of our success is that we never, never give up.

Wilma Mankiller

#11. The monks had murdered Danes and Ragnar had punished them, though these days the story is always told that the monks were innocently at prayer and died as spotless martyrs. In truth they were malevolent killers of women and children, but what chance does truth have when priests tell tales?

Bernard Cornwell