Ufuoma Ukueku Quotes

#1. First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

John Hodgman

#2. If you walk five blocks north from the wholefoods in Berkeley along Telegraph Avenue and then turn right at Dwight way, you'll soon come to a trash-strewn patch of grass and trees dotted with the tattered camps of a few homeless people.

Michael Pollan

#3. Europeans don't like to talk about intelligence, and they often pretend their countries don't spy.

David Ignatius

#4. I've got a running machine which I try and use, but it's just finding the time. Don't get me wrong, I love cake and ice cream; I'm the kind of girl that, if I want something, I'll have it.

Rebecca Ferguson

#5. Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Craig Benzine

#6. Therefore the blind Jews are truly stupid fools ...

Martin Luther

#7. Every single astronaut who has come back from space comes back determined to do more to protect it.

Richard Branson

#8. Sometimes, the anger built up so much that people had to scream out their treasonous thoughts just to keep on breathing. Maybe not all of the were really crazy, but it was best for everyone involved to pretend that they were.

Ken Liu

#9. I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation.

Jerry Falwell

#10. Read. Read anything. Read the things they say are good for you, and the things they claim are junk. You'll find what you need to find. Just read.

Neil Gaiman

#11. The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th. If it is more then three years they will just keep it. How come it doesn't work that way with back taxes?

Jay Leno

#12. Men inadvertently comport themselves with nobility when they have grown accustomed to wanting nothing from others and always giving to them.

Friedrich Nietzsche