Top 100 Aisha Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Aisha

#1. It is not hard," Ifemelu said firmly. "You are using the wrong comb." And she pulled the comb from Aisha's hand and put it down on the table.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#2. I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don't tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards. When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn't going to change who I was.

Aisha Tyler

#3. TV always wants more people to be watching.

Aisha Tyler

#4. Sometimes the best journeys are those, that start when we do not plan, continue how we do not expect and are taking us places we do not know.

Aisha Mirza

#5. Her tongue was a restless, restless river washing words ashore its banks.

Lena Aisha

#6. Tears are the words that the heart could not express, silent truths the eyes do confess.

Aisha Mirza

#7. Best fabulous flamingo friends forever.

Aisha Cat

#8. How can you not tweet? How else will people know what you ate for breakfast or what you are listening to on Spotify or what your gamerscore is? Ridiculous. Not tweeting is not an option. I am a dolt for even suggesting it.

Aisha Tyler

#9. Guys as a gender have one giant collective delusion of grandeur.

Aisha Tyler

#10. Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

Aisha Tyler

#11. sometimes we need the world and all the people on her to abandon us so we can turn to the One who will never leave us stranded.

Aisha Mirza

#12. I really do know football.

Aisha Tyler

#13. Vulnerability always comes with risks, but its rewards are deep.

Aisha Mirza

#14. It is not the the bruises on the body that hurt. It is the wounds of the heart and the scars on the mind.

Aisha Mirza

#15. I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

Aisha Tyler

#16. You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.

Aisha Tyler

#17. Get up, go out into the world, and do awesome shit.

Aisha Tyler

#18. I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.

Aisha Tyler

#19. There's so many things that people do on a daily basis that they do as a way of defining who they are. But really, what defines who you are is when circumstances push you to the edge.

Aisha Hinds

#20. Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.

Aisha Tyler

#21. So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

Aisha Tyler

#22. When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

Aisha Tyler

#23. Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

Aisha Tyler

#24. Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

Aisha Tyler

#25. I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

Aisha Tyler

#26. My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

Aisha Tyler

#27. In knowing you I, discovered my self.

Aisha Mirza

#28. The only concept or experience or core belief that I can attribute my other-ness to is that I just started out a weirdo and I stayed a weirdo. And it took me a long time to embrace my outsidership and see it as a strength rather than a weakness.

Aisha Tyler

#29. Because a rebel is just a guy who doesn't have the good sense to go the same way the crowd is going, and the composure to act like that was his idea all along.

Aisha Tyler

#30. Ughhhhh I'll do it LATERRRRRR

Aisha Cat

#31. We all have the greatest potential. Life is about finding it, embracing it and then learning to be with it in the world without fear of prejudice or judgment.

Aisha Mirza

#32. I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.

Aisha Tyler

#33. Sometime we must visit old memories to make new ones.

Aisha Mirza

#34. I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

Aisha Tyler

#35. Power and control are more dangerous than any weapons.

Aisha Mirza

#36. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

Aisha Tyler

#37. Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.

Aisha Tyler

#38. When I was young I thought, 'Yeah, people don't see, they're not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am'. And the guys that mentored me were like, 'You just have to keep getting up'. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.

Aisha Tyler

#39. On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

Aisha Tyler

#40. Shirts are so complicated.

Aisha Cat

#41. I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

Aisha Tyler

#42. I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.

Aisha Tyler

#43. I have learnt that once one lets go of all expectations, one can never be disappointed; everything then that comes one's way, will be an appreciated blessing.

Aisha Mirza

#44. I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.

Aisha Tyler

#45. Striking a balance in life is tough, but trying to strike balance and remain fair in the face of imbalance and oppression is even tougher.

Aisha Mirza

#46. I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.

Aisha Tyler

#47. If you could hear the angels pen your deeds... what would you be doing with your life?

Aisha Mirza

#48. And I was the only black kid in my school for almost all of my childhood, until I was a teenager. So imagine, if you will, being 6 feet tall by third grade, so essentially being a living maypole.

Aisha Tyler

#49. They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.

Aisha Tyler

#50. Be careful of what we say or do on this earth as every word and every action has a return.

Aisha Mirza

#51. The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.

Aisha Tyler

#52. I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can't wait to get back. Can't wait to have some Timbits.

Aisha Tyler

#53. Thoughtful minds grow, from the sharpened awareness of those who have lived life; through love, curiosity and tragedy.

Aisha Mirza

#54. Negativity only breeds more negativity. I wish to not allow it to enter my heart and not for it to take harbour. It may make itself a home and never leave.

Aisha Mirza

#55. No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.

Aisha Tyler

#56. I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being.
Sadly, my being's fibers need to hit the gym.

Aisha Tyler

#57. Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

Aisha Tyler

#58. I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they can't feel it. They don't have feelings.

Aisha Tyler

#59. I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

Aisha Tyler

#60. I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

Aisha Tyler

#61. My flaws and imperfections make me perfectly incomplete.

Aisha Mirza

#62. Sometimes we must forge distance to gauge clarity in our vision and perception.

Aisha Mirza

#63. I was this weird little bookish giant.

Aisha Tyler

#64. I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.

Aisha Tyler

#65. If something was to happen to part of my family, I don't know what I'd do.

Aisha Hinds

#66. Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

Aisha Tyler

#67. They say compassion is the only voice; a gift which can help mend the broken, lift the fallen and soften the hardened.

Aisha Mirza

#68. I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.

Aisha Tyler

#69. In the shade of words sits life itself.

Aisha Mirza

#70. I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

Aisha Tyler

#71. I'm a New Yorker. I was there during 9/11 and I saw how, not only New York City stopped for a moment, we all took an inhale and exhale at the same time - the world united at that time, and it changed my life.

Aisha Hinds

#72. I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.

Aisha Tyler

#73. Forging fake smiles to hide painful truths doesn't take away the hurt, but sometimes safeguards our emotions from those adamant not to understand.

Aisha Mirza

#74. A whisper of selflessness echos boundlessly.

Aisha Mirza

#75. Poetry emerges from the depths of struggle.
It comes up fighting, demanding to be heard.

Aisha Mirza

#76. Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

Aisha Tyler

#77. Cease to sin, because you will not meet Allah with anything [as valuable] as few sins.

Aisha Bint Abi Bakr

#78. Having high resilience does not mean it doesn't sometimes sting.

Aisha Mirza

#79. One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I've always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.

Aisha Tyler

#80. I have learnt that no amount of darkness can mask even the slightest glimmer of light. Find your light and drive out the dark.

Aisha Mirza

#81. I might not agree with myself in a year.

Aisha Tyler

#82. What good is a fragile spirit, as when touched, shatters into a thousand pieces.

Aisha Mirza

#83. Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.

Aisha Tyler

#84. A story is inside of us all. Each word and sentence is alive and we grace the pages to keep it from dying.

Aisha Mirza

#85. Karaoke is the great equalizer.

Aisha Tyler

#86. I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

Aisha Tyler

#87. I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

Aisha Tyler

#88. I have learnt that we expect honesty and genuineness from others, while not being honest and genuine with our own self.

Aisha Mirza

#89. I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people."

Aisha Tyler

#90. I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.

Aisha Tyler