Ueland Trail Quotes

#1. For years the tears fell
without touching the ground.
On this night they hit the floor.

Mary Ruefle

#2. I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.

Mike Tyson

#3. The business management is, in essence, the decision management and performance management continuum.

Pearl Zhu

#4. What school, college, or lecture bring men depends on what men bring to carry it home in.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. Boredom is useful to me when I notice it and think: Oh I'm bored; there must be something else I want to be doing ... boredom acts as an initiator of originality by pushing me into new activities or new thoughts.

Hugh Prather

#6. Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no idea how to do that.

Jay Leno

#7. If I had a bad performance in a particular leotard, I threw it in the trash.

Mary Lou Retton

#8. I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Steven Wright

#9. Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.

Kim Kardashian