U Can't Fix Stupid Quotes

#1. March Madnesss ... the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

Bill Maher

#2. Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.

T. Hammond

#3. You can't fix stupid,

W. E. B. Griffin

#4. I can't fix stupid and I can't fix lazy.

Ann Bruce

#5. You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

Ron White

#6. Scars a testament to your bravery, not a symbol of weakness or inferiority.

Dannika Dark

#7. It would annoy me to be killed by someone who doesn't especially hate me as an individual, or who I didn't personally betray.

Steve Toltz

#8. The point, as Marx saw it, is that dreams never come true.

Hannah Arendt

#9. Moving on, as a concept, is for stupid people, because any sensible person knows grief is a long-term project. I refuse to rush. The pain that is thrust upon us let no man slow or speed or fix.

Max Porter

#10. Time healed all wounds, but there was nothing you could do to fix stupid.

Chrissy Olinger

#11. So many movies are so formulaic because you've got to get it done in an hour and a half. On a TV series, that's where the really interesting stuff can happen.

Billy Campbell

#12. You made a mistake. One fucking enormous, stupid mistake. That's all. Now get over it. Buck up and fix it, and if you can't fix it, keep going anyway. It's the only way to live.

Vanessa Diffenbaugh

#13. Ah, well. You can't fix stupid. And you can't heal crazy.

Thea Harrison

#14. I'm in love with you, you stupid arse, and I'm not losing you. Got it?" she whispered against his lips before kissing him again. Her confession had stolen his breath, so all he could do was nod. "Now, once again, how do we fix you?" she asked, when they finally parted. To

Morgan Rhodes

#15. We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Ron White

#16. You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Si Robertson

#17. I have been clinically depressed for most of my life. I once used drugs to fix it. Then I stopped. I stopped because I decided they were making me stupid, and I'd rather be miserable than stupid. I am what I am.

Neal Stephenson

#18. For women especially, virginity has become the easy answer- the morality quick fix. You can be vapid, stupid, and unethical, but so long as you've never had sex, you're a "good" (i.e. "moral) girl and therefore worthy of praise.

Jessica Valenti

#19. You think I live in the past. You don't understand that I actually change with every era, I always have as best I can

Anne Rice

#20. If you got the chance, you acted. If you sat back and waited and hoped that something good would come along and save you, or fix what you were too frightened or weak or stupid to fix for yourself, you could wait a lifetime and still be trapped.

Chet Williamson

#21. You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.
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Darynda Jones

#22. Everything works out the way the universe wants it to work out.

Sandra Bullock

#23. When people of similar frequencies come together, output is not a simple sum of individual work, but exponential. In science we term this phenomenon as resonance. Output at this stage is beyond any logical limit.

Ravindra Shukla

#24. With thoughts of the past and concerns about the future, we rob ourselves of a full experience of the present.

Marianne Williamson

#25. We must have something of substance to say in our worship [services] that reminds us why Christ's story is so unique and so utterly essential.

Keith Getty