Txanton Cleverly Quotes

#1. American Christians have been woefully silent on important issues. I am an American citizens now, and I love this country, but I see symptoms in the United States that I saw in Austria in 1938 when the Nazi Germans were terrorizing Europe.

Maria Von Trapp

#2. I never considered acting while growing up. I just knew I didn't want to go into the saloon business: I wanted to get away from Kenosha. And once I left, never, ever did it cross my mind to go back. I went to college and thought I'd study law.

Don Ameche

#3. The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon.

P. J. O'Rourke

#4. I do standup every week in L.A. at the Laugh Factory and the Improv.

Brian Dunkleman

#5. Lady Ramkin's bosom rose and fell like an empire.

Terry Pratchett

#6. To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.

Andy Borowitz

#7. Musical theatre is my first love.

Laura Benanti

#8. The door to nature is a door to your very self!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#9. All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

Donald Trump

#10. Pay attention to your body. The point is everybody is different. You have to figure out what works for you.

Andrew Weil

#11. A loving relationship is a wanting to celebrate, communicate, and know another's heart and soul.

Leo Buscaglia