Twilight Parody Quotes

#1. I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.

The Harvard Lampoon

#2. How do you tell a child that she was born to be hurt?

Juanita Moore

#3. Because I want to have sex with him
and because that's sinful
I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.

Jess C. Scott

#4. I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.

Jess C. Scott

#5. Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise
Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH!

Dan Bergstein

#6. My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.

Jess C. Scott

#7. I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression.

The Harvard Lampoon

#8. Pride is always born of our insecurities. When we don't know who we are in Christ, we use pride to try to fill that void.

Craig Groeschel

#9. I can't think of you and myself apart. You and I are the same to me

Leo Tolstoy

#10. I'm going to try to do music for the rest of my life, but that's just trying. Maybe it's not going to work out. Who knows?

Mac DeMarco

#11. You only get fair when your mother cuts the apple pie.

Barbara Khan