Dan Bergstein Quotes

#1. It's not that I'm weak, it's that I'm scared of most things.

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#2. We're not making mistakes. We're making experiences.

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#3. It's curling ribbon, but you don't have to curl it. You don't have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do. Don't live your life like that.

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#4. And since October is coming to an end, what better time to draw Octo-Bear, the bear that is an octopus!

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#5. You can tell I don't like this book, because I drew in it. And that's better than anything else that's in this book.

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#6. I also took a stab at drawing a Novem-Bear. I don't know what a Novem is, but I assumed it meant "balloon salesman." And the Novem-Bear has tentacles because it should.

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#7. Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise
Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH!

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#8. The trick to taking the paper off the crayons ... is to just do it. There is no trick.

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#9. I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, I can see relationships!!!

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#10. I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, Let's do some charm harm, my snitches!

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#11. When life gives you food accessories, you turn them into Omega Trophies!

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#12. You can add some class to it by sealing it with wax. This makes me feel like I'm a Baron sending a letter to the Duchess. Look at that sophistication.

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