Subgenius Parody Quotes

#1. She may not be the prettiest, or the smartest, or the wealthiest at the Academy, but she could be kind. Anyone could be kind.

Alleece Balts

#2. Separation comes from preparation.

Russell Wilson

#3. I was changing my outfits, my looks, my wig, sometimes several times a day. That's when I know my soul is restless.

Lady Gaga

#4. Knowledge is comfort, and comfort lies at the heart of simplicity.

John Maeda

#5. Death is the mother of beauty. Only the perishable can be beautiful, which is why we are unmoved by artificial flowers.

Wallace Stevens

#6. Rain is a blessing if it gives its place to Sun after a fair while; Sun is a blessing if it gives its place to rain after a fair while!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#7. The hardest spiritual work in the world is to love the neighbor as the self - to encounter another human being not as someone you can use, change, fix, help, save, enroll, convince or control, but simply as someone who can spring you from the prison of yourself, if you will allow it.

Barbara Brown Taylor

#8. I guess I'm depressed. I don't know. I can't explain it. Part of it is the irritability of being 84, and part of it is being not as physically strong as I once was. And part of it is my misunderstanding, I think, of what's going on in the world.

Toni Morrison

#9. Friends are people who help you be more yourself, more the person you are intended to be.

Merle Shain

#10. People want from me the impossible.
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Deyth Banger

#11. it's nearly impossible to convey our deepest passions yet damned easy to share what's dullest and worst about ourselves.

Charles D'Ambrosio