Tweaked Hamstring Quotes

#1. I don't know how many years it's been since I last slept with my husband. I was faithful, stupid and so awfully lonely that I'll gobble you up if you're nice to me. Or kill you because I can't bear it.

Nina George

#2. I never lifted a weight in my life. Why am I going to do steroids? That's not going to do me any good. We didn't have any weights in our clubhouse. We had one exercise bike and that was for the guy who tweaked his hamstring. And that thing didn't even work half the time.

George Brett

#3. Rotten luck," said Falstaff as I walked past. "There were the remains of a fine woman about Havisham.

Jasper Fforde

#4. The men I write can be intense, quiet, outspoken and outrageous, deadly or fun ... but I would never waste time on a hero who wasn't honorable, who didn't protect those who couldn't protect themselves, who didn't value children and pets, who wasn't independent and unselfish.

Lori Foster

#5. INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

Ambrose Bierce

#6. We often forget that we are simple human beings, here to enjoy the beauty, magic, and mysteries of life and the nature to wonder. Not to live a complex, mechanical, stressful corporate life to death.

Debasish Mridha

#7. Times of hardship can act as both an indicator, as well as a cure, for our broken relationship with our Creator.

Yasmin Mogahed

#8. Anyway, that was the last good day I had with Gus until the Last Good Day.

John Green

#9. But realistically, I could not kill my brother-in-law.

Lola Dodge

#10. Why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her.

Hunter S. Thompson

#11. The repulsive actions of the person who abused you do not identify you.

Tanya R. Liverman